Long long time ago, a girl call Cinderela

A very long long long time ago, we had a girl call Cinderela which is pretty and cute ( some time act cute), she was live with his father and stepmother. Her stepmother was a pretty lady but lose sikit sikit to Cinderela la, cos she old ady mar!!! but hor, tat stepmother be jealous of Cinderela cos she is young and pretty somemore so pandai in act cute, so tat stepmother wanna kill Cinderela senyap senyap wor!!! so she find a koradji (bomoh) to frame Cinderela...

Haiz...finally, tat koradji found Cinderela outside castle playing Kart Rider( racing sport), then tat koradji gorek a lubang at the middle of circuit to kill Cinderela. Furtunately, tat noob koradji put wrong jampi inside tat lubang lo... tat jampi is like Doraemon de pocket can transfer ppl to future de leh!!! Cinderela haven die!!! hou choi jek!!!

haiz...finally Cinderela falling to 21 century jor lo!!! she scare tat stepmother will found her so she chg name to JPT( u all imaging who is tis la!!)

Luckily lo,in tis 21 century , JPT found a gang of best frenz who take and lent her a place to sleep. they dunno she was Cinderela from long long century, they very oddness y tis girl dun hv any common sense about very IT and entertainment things, but they so kindness bring she go here go there to open her mind. JPT very touch and thankfull to them..

One day, the new frenz bring her to playing ice-skating which she never try b4 wor!!!she very excited lo, cos new thing for her mar!!!

JPT dunno tat stepmother oledi found her by the help of tat noob koradji...she can watch Cinderela's everything even kill her thru a magic mirror!!!

But tat stepmother give up to kill JPT after she noe tat JPT was not able to come back...
but the main reason i senyap senyap tell u all la, tat stepmother not dun wan kill JPT, is bcos she think kill her oso waste her time, cos JPT now oledi is a noob, she even dunno how to use the handphone geh camera function lo!!!! u all not believe??? just believe it!!! i got the evidence from tat stepmother de ar!!! see below la u all.....


u see u see, she even dunno which 1 is camera which 1 is video recorder, u all say izzit kill her oso waste time leh!!! haiz!!! mou ngan tai la!!!

18 comments:

chee said...

kent: u so fuuny la....write so long story!! not related de..haha

only at last paragraph i noe wat u talking about!! gg

who taking the camera?? i only c ee ling n uncle face nia....izzit biteng a???? hehe

i heard her voice!!! so u mean biteng is the noob cinderella???


wakaka

elite2villain said...

HAHAH!!!
JPT memang is Noob lor....we add her name with Noob in front memang no salah!! hahaha

ken u memang pro joker..i oso lose to u jor lor XD wahahaha!!

really hard to believe she is from so long century de no wonder got laptop oso duno how to use lar XD

ken said...

chee: who say not related...i think jor 1 hr to make tis story cos wan to relate to JPT de tis ending de leh!!! actually i found tat video yst nia, inside my hp, u think JPT is who then who la...no nd say so cheong hei !!!

Ong: wat laptop ??? got other funny thing about JPT?

chee said...

haha....
really is jpt a??haha....gg lo jpt!!!

hw can u leave this evidence in chee khoon hp de??must immediately delete de ma!!!

yalo...wat wrong with her laptop o???

kent: yala...u ar a good story maker

elite2villain said...

no lah....she now pro jor with her laptop....i ingat salah jor

^^ sTupiD t|nG^^ said...

aiyoyo... who is JPT??? who is d cinderella???? i wish to know leh... who is d cute cinderella JPT??? ah kor.. introduce to me leh...

elite2villain said...

u wan t know the JPT ar? maybe ken should reveal the REAL name in next post lor....or maybe we all shud write out JPT's email? and house address? HAHAHA

ken said...

JPT: dun kk la,u noe de!!! still wan ask me intro meh!!!

R@Y.^_^ @nGEL said...

haha.finally i update myself le..at here..i noe the cinderella le..^^dunno to how to use laptop ..wont bah ?.if like that nid to sent back to old century le.haha

KEnt: i heard tat cinderella got a prince wan wor?..u din mention it haha..can imagine tat u post a story even funny than Mr ong liao ..

ONg: house address?..nid bah ..u all know la..where the cinderella actual location ..haha..u nid learn kent post more funny story wor..

Because i Fail audit so i got study a stuff that ..watever shit we post up oso nid learn from kent gather evildence 1st.to enable us to more get close whos u mention about ..(^_^).

elite2villain said...

@ray: ya ken is more pro than me edy...i lost jor my sense of humor because day day kena bully by ppl without reasons T_T i very lucky no went siao....need to form alliance to protect my ass edy haha

yin said...

gg lah...chee koon...
ur story really very bad leh...u need learn from mr ong liao lah...
next time write related a bitlah....
at least need found plp who like me so clever de then will understand wat u write lah...haha

elite2villain said...

@yin : HAHA!!!but so far we all understand what it is all about..

Finally our blog has a few new born joke masters and info providers ^_^

ken said...

wei wei !!! i provide funny joke to u , u say not related ar!!! i very angry liao !!! i create tis joke for 1 hrs so long leh!!!

elite2villain said...

@ken : i can feel the story lar.....those who watch the modern Cinderella movie sure faham geh XD

yin said...

i knw the story is about who de...
ken: nvm lah...tis time no so good then nxt time will more better liao..."dun give up"
actually very good de..got story c....then ken next time c u wana create wat story loh...or u can learn from mr ong..he very pro liao

ken said...

Yin: i cant write like mr ong lar!!! his english so pro. i dunno how to write out pro english... i got my own style 1 !!! funny style !!!

yin said...

ken: yaya..tis is ur style so u no need chage lah...tis good to us loh....easy to difference it loh..haha

R@Y.^_^ @nGEL said...

yaya...ur are so pro already ...keep provide more joke for us lo..show how powerful ur "funny style"..hehe^^.
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